tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

thedaybeforemyself:

I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!

philisntcool:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

nine scenes[8/9]

I DON’T THINK NON-WHOVIANS UNDERSTAND OUR TERROR LIKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU CAN HATE ON MOFFAT ALL YOU WANT BUT WHEN HE WRITES EPISODES IN RTD’S ERA (not to mention the non-canon spoof) HE MAKES TERRIFYING ANTAGONISTS AND IT SERIOUSLY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

This was literally the best moment on New!Who. Pity it was only like episode 10.

a-hunters-diary:

themustachedwaffle:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

hi-john-im-alive:

One way

Or another

I’m gonna meetcha

I’m gonna

ust

*tour guide voice*

if you look to your right you’ll see a  relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”

im cry

fandomblogger:

thesnowonthewall:

castiel-consultingtimelord:

WAIT

IT’S ALREADY BEEN AN ENTIRE MONTH  SINCE THE FINALE

i think we’re doing quite well

we all just started watching a tv show about a cannibal instead

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

nanajalal:

wesquick:

imthegirlwhowaited:

spooky-god:

alwayssleepinginsomniac:

h0llaween:

bondoge:

is it ok

it’s fine it just needs to charge

did you reboot

try logging out and then logging back in

just turn it off and on again

press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks

omg u need a case for that 

pastadeamendoimcomgeleia:

nightmarecryingalonewithdoritos:

shooti:

IT HAS A BABY

I AM SCREAMING.

so cute

courageisthekeytohappiness:

i’m in love with peter pan. 

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack