June 2013
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
reblog if your url is your name in real life
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:
-Waterbending-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
-Dialing 42 42 564
the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals
ok but do u realise how intimate it is to sleep fACING SOMEONE
and when you start to fall asleep and you keep kinda opening your eyes and drifting in and out, every time you open your eyes you see that person across from you, you look at them, and they’re sleeping facing you too and you make eye contact sometimes and you’re just LAYING THERE, GOING TO SLEEP, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW INTIMATE THAT IS
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
